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tastefullyoffensive:

Bitchception. [x]

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

image

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via slapmytitties)

caseyanthonyofficial:

getyourspoons:

It doesn’t come from sky.

Legend doesnt even begin to describe this dude

  • baby: m -m-m-
  • mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
  • baby: mom wtf
  • ianbrooks:

    Psychedelic Constructivism by David Crunelle

    Limited edition prints available at davidcrunelle.com.

    Artist: Behance / Tumblr / Instragram

    (via caboodlefly)

    (Source: alarmforce, via caboodlefly)

    assvvipe:

    velvvetreceipts:

    thekatediary:

    tiny little turn ons:

       - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

       - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

       - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

       - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

    jesus CHRIST

    Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

    (via churchofswag)

    "I will always love the false image I had of you."

    (via woohijo)

    (Source: pianopreece, via chanlucinations)

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger
  • legendarysharpdynamite:

    i-love-art:

    By: Violeta Hernández 

    Follow: Facebook Behance - Instagram 

    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via explodibur)